{"id":444,"date":"2010-05-09T04:18:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-09T04:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wamber.com\/2010\/05\/09\/and-they-arent-even-teenagers-yet\/"},"modified":"2012-02-14T23:59:33","modified_gmt":"2012-02-14T23:59:33","slug":"and-they-arent-even-teenagers-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wamber.com\/?p=444","title":{"rendered":"And They Aren’t Even Teenagers Yet…"},"content":{"rendered":"

>… and already Zoe’s making signs like this:<\/p>\n

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Yeah, that’s correct.  It’s a picture of Jeff (left) and me.  And there’s NO above our heads.  Apparently, no parents are allowed in their room*.  The N is a bit lopsided, but it’s very clearly a NO.<\/p>\n

Amazing.. Zoe’s nine years away from being a teenager, and already this.<\/p>\n

Well, we always knew she was advanced for her age.<\/p>\n

*BTW, she still actually lets us in; however her door has to be shut during the day for some reason.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

>… and already Zoe’s making signs like this: Yeah, that’s correct.  It’s a picture of Jeff (left) and me.  And there’s NO above our heads.  Apparently, no parents are allowed in their room*.  The N is a bit lopsided, but it’s very clearly a NO. Amazing.. Zoe’s nine years away from being a teenager, and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/wamber.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/wamber.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/wamber.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wamber.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wamber.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=444"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/wamber.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":556,"href":"http:\/\/wamber.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444\/revisions\/556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/wamber.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wamber.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/wamber.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}